Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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spaceranger33 0
i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage
fbp6277 0
You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be ****** up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.
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Comments (141)
mc0carrie 0
ydi for putting izzle to the end of your name
ihatethispart2 0
i would have told him to make his own sandwiches and tease him in sumthin sexy and not let him get any.
Best_Loser 0
You're mad that you had to go back to the kitchen? That's like if I was mad about breathing.
PsYkIc 0
at least he cares enough about you to order you to do something.
ragsy 7
Get knocked up much?
myballs 0
That guy seems like a dick, but hey at least you got practice making epic sandwiches. Next time you're hungry - BAM! It is a skill you will not soon regret.
satanstoystore 0
ok look. ydi for marrying someone who likes football. what do women think happen to men after marriage? they will change? hell no. men marry to keep things the same.
Darrus 0
They're not married.
CFR 0
I'd smack my boyfriend if he ever made me do shit like that for him. (I said if he MADE me do it). I'd do it quite willingly if he wasn't asking for it, just to surprise him, same with watching a football game with him. OP he could have at least bought you a flower or something, lazy, unappreciative bastard...
startrekker 3
Dude, don't stay with the because he's the baby daddy. Find someone who will treat you right.
Starsmydog 0
you dumb idiot for letting yourself be walked over. He knows your going to follow him around like a puppy because you have ever since you opened your legs. Get on two legs, wear your big girl pants and act like a real woman