Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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spaceranger33 0
i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage
fbp6277 0
You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be ****** up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.
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hjjl 0
I don't get why the man always has to do everything, it's his anniversary too, really you could have met him at the door when he got home from work, maybe in a little something sexy, then sure, make some snacks and sit down and watch the game together, I bet he would really appreciate that. Apparently it's all about you though and he has to sit through a dinner and a lame romantic comedy to please you. Most dates are things guys hate to do so why can't you be happy that this one date is for him?
capital_seven 0
YDI for having premarital sex with a MCP (male chauvinist pig). Just kidding, FYL.
Christinejoanne 0
I think you should have dumped his ass.. what a dick.
Whats_Love09 0
Okay... So ALL of you are idiots for assuming she had a child out of wedlock. Take my boyfriends parents for instance... His mother has three children. 16, 12, and 11. Her current husband, is not the father of any of those kids. She was married when she had them, but it didn't work out. Those kids still call him daddy. He's the only one they've ever really known. Those are "their" kids...even if not biologically. So get a grip people...what century is this? And OP, have you tried watching football with him? Eat a sandwich and sit down. I never thought I'd like football, but I LOVE it. I don't miss a game. Try spending time with him and see what he likes to do. The game doesn't last all day:)
jonny2x4 0
Making sandwiches is an important skill. Making sammiches, however, is a skill necessary to hold onto a man.
xxsandyy 0
Oh no. Your boyfriend asked you to make sandwiches for him. You should walk RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR!. Jesus, so he wanted to watch football. Make the plans yourself, next time. Chances are, he had already planned to watch the game and caually forgot it was the day of your anniversary. Shit, don't complain about things that are perfectly normal. It's called LIFE.
gummibehrs 4
Who knew this FML would bring about all the unoriginal, unfunny misogynistic sexist "make me a sandwich" jokes? To anyone making the jokes: You're not funny. You're not clever. You're unoriginal. You're an idiot.
waterynuggets 0
Thank you.
Bellerien 0
OP, if you like, I can break his nose for you. :D If you strike the philtrum just right...
Jacks_Penguin 0
Good girl.
kukopia 0
If you want real anniversaries you should have a real MARRIAGE. It's his (non-marriage) anniversary too. You obviously didn't plan or arrainge anything. So why bitch when he's honest with you?!? I think I see why he hasn't married you... If you're pissed, make bad sandwiches. With pickle-loaf and fat-free miracle whip. No-one likes that shit.