Miscellaneous: Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and...

By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By er1133 - 11/03/2010 12:04 - Canada

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By Happy Birthday - 10/07/2018 15:00

Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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Serial 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:45

psh, take it for a spin anyway

kellster 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:50

Why would they give you such an expensive car??? Buy your own car, you're an adult!

Comments

Tsukasa_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:54

That's mean. D:

laurisshnazzy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:07

Dude, some of you guys are idiots. The FML isn't that she didn't get the car, the FML is that her father deliberately tricked her into thinking it was going to be for her by buying his new car on her birthday. Which, by the way, is pretty mean. Stop calling her spoiled or whatever, that's not what she was trying to say. Funny, though.

frootloop25 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:09

ELL OH ELL OH ELL OH ELL!!!!!!!!!

gregthestrange 3

Monday 20 April 2009 4:17

QUICK! Call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabumalce!

catryn 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:20

Agree with #52. And "psh" to people who rag on you for living at home when you're 21. If you're in college, you're saving your parents upwards of $5000. If you just have some shitty job and can't move out right now, at least you're not making them pay for you to live in some fancy apartment. You're the fiscally responsible one.

Hey_Darl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:23

Ouch, daddy doesn't love you that much! xD

thenameisbetty 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:29

How spoiled do you have to be to actually think your parents bought you a Corvette for your 21st birthday? Sorry, but if it was my birthday, and I saw a new car in the drvie-way, my first thought is NOT "that's mine!". Get a job yuppie.