Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
lexeous 4
At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.
ImaginaryFoe 0
So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.
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Comments (200)
smartkid33 3
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sabrinamarie3 15
So what.. If you truly love her... It shouldn't matter.
supportcommand 17
Nothing warms a girl up like a hot beef injection. Two more outlets you can choose from. Commence thumbs down.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
it's the thought that counts... your a good guy!
Mauskau 35
Sex generally feels better when a woman is on her period. For her, anyway. As long as she is pain free, that is.
kofeinisti 6
That definitely does not apply to every woman. Pain is not the only bad part of periods and at least for me, ninte times out of ten period sex is way worse than non-period sex.
lashes_to_ashes 14
At least to her, you did something sweet. Cuddling not enough for you? Too bad suck it up. Or just have sex if you don't mind the blood.
Dalton1177 2
just because the red rivers flowin don't mean the love ain't going.
rebelliousshroom 12
So what if you didn't get laid that night? She's your girlfriend, you'll have sex before long. If you're in love with her, just spooning her should make you feel so blissful it's easily worth that bus trip. Unless you're just with her for regular sex, in which case her life sucks because you're an asshole, but your life still doesn't suck because you actually have regular sex. YDI for making this an FML.
kernal2005 3
hey at least your lady wanted you instead of the neighbor
asherah14 7
Doesn't anyone else think it's kinda selfish to ask your significant other to travel an hour because you're cold? Wouldn't it just be easier to put on another layer of clothing or a blanket? Yeah OP got to see and cuddle with his gf; which should always be nice. But seriously telling him she needed his body was very misleading. He had every reason to think she wanted sex.