Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
lexeous 4
At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.
ImaginaryFoe 0
So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.
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Comments (200)
Xeserx 8
********? .-.
Dracoboxer357 35
126- No thanks, I'm good. :p
GoodLookingGeese 10
Be grateful you're alive. The "clue" word here is BODY
Hommyj6 1
If the red river is flowing take the dirt road home.
wubbazugg 5
Pussy. Get in there with the cuddles and just make sure there's a towel or other toss-able piece of fabric underneath you, and go to town! Period sex relieves cramps!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
I say YDI and I’m happy she owned you so bad. She probably knew that if she said she wanted to cuddle with you, you wouldn’t have bothered your ass coming. I feel sorry for her that you’d moan about not getting laid after doing what should have been a nice gesture.
downtime 12
So in this fantasy world of yours do women not have legs?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Not really relevant seeing that he just wanted to get laid... If she said she'd come for cuddling, he would probably have told her not to bother...
downtime 12
I don't think you have a firm grasp of what he's complaining about here. It's the effort he has had to put in under a false premise. Theres nothing to say he doesn't want to spend time with her.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well shouldn't be an effort then and there shouldn't be any complaint :)
downtime 12
I retract my last comment, I don't think you have a firm grasp of anything.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Coz you know me so well... :) Come on man, grow up and learn to tolerate other opinions than yours without turning bitchy
afairshake 8
You're the kind of guy that gives all guys a bad name and ruins things for the decent ones wow I hope she realizes who you really are before it's too late be a man gees
mrsmirk 8
The key is that he spent an hour on the bus in the mid of night.. thinking he was going to get laid. I understand now, he's not an anti-cuddler.
baileymarie102 6
Wow. Don't complain about it, if you were a decent boyfriend you'd be glad to just spend the night with her. Chances are, if you stick this one out and be a gentlemen, she'll give you something in return.
trsignorino 3
Why does everyone think you can't have sex when you're on your period?!
SrakaSrakasta 20
Because they are either 14 or American.
donut_gurl 8
its just messy, and some people get turned off by it. Its not for everyone.
jman112 2
Your upset that you didnt have sex? She will remember what you did for her and you will get it in the future.