Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
lexeous 4
At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.
ImaginaryFoe 0
So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.
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Comments (200)
outoftown 26
An hour on the bus in the middle of the night is not fun, so I hope OP racked up some major boyfriend points here. Grand gesture category, as long as he wasn't pissy to her about the lack of sex.
KayleeT 9
Damn , sorry it's so damn hard to be there For your girlfriend , asshole .
krewer21 1
And when the front door is painted, then time to be creative, however do not, and I express this, do not assume the back door is open, silly sperm shooter...
blahblahblah5_x 13
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call desperate.
DiamondKid511 3
Then you be there for her you jerk!>:(. Your a douche for posting this cuz all you want is for someone to feel bad that you didnt get any! Well i dont so screw you and dont be a selfish prick. Im sure most people would agree with me. And for those who do, thank you and have a nice day.
djinnsnme 19
Feel honored she called you first
downtime 12
...Not cheating on him despite feeling cold is not something you should feel honoured about. Thats a pretty basic expectation of anyone in a monogamous relationship.
allplayedout 20
Ydi, not for wanting to get laid, but for lack of follow-up. Who immediately takes an hour long bus ride in the middle of the night without confirming what he'll find at the other end?
allplayedout 20
Also, what rookie turns down sex just because she's on her period? Not sure if that happened here but still...the point stands.
tamjay 2
I was thinking the same thing about following up first
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Get off of FML and go be with your girlfriend,OP, because this is just making you look like a dick.
beclaurela 18
That doesn't stop everyone.
fmlcreations 0
u could at least give her some cuddle lovin.!!!! girls dont always want sex!!!!!