Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
lexeous 4
At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.
ImaginaryFoe 0
So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.
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Comments (200)
kahnforyourmom 2
Wow...at least a girl actually wants your body. Take joy in the simpler things once in a while.
juwood 7
so whats wrong with that? Girls appreciate that kind of thing, when you let them pilfer your body heat.
Dracoboxer357 35
109- Agreed. I'm always running a little hot on my body temperature, as long as I'm not starving. Before I got married, I always was generous about sharing the warmth with my girlfriend(s). I'm also a very physical person so any excuse to cuddle was a good one for me! ;P Just sharing. :p
ktto14 2
She got chu..
afgzz 2
That sucks! Well her mouth it is then
keeper801 8
Bahah I do this. Tease you with the thought of a potential hook up to get you to come all the way over to cuddle.
kofeinisti 6
And that makes you a jerk. How the **** can you be proud of doing that?
Dracoboxer357 35
112- If We had been dating, (hypothetically), and you wanted me to come cuddle, all you would have had to do is say so. Teasing with sex is mean, that would only lead to cuddling, while being uncomfortably poked. ;p Bleh.
mrsmaglietta 6
then be a boyfriend and quit complaining dick
5t3ff1k4h 44
You just had to add that bit about the period, huh? Maybe if you had warmed her up she'd open up to the idea of sex. But apparently, the period is the plague and must be avoided. Just clean yourself off after, jeez.
bryan788 29
I hope it counts for brownie points later. I would have staying in bed
buggy903 5
A true pirate sails the red seas
murphdarkly 13
And instead of accepting that she called you for comfort n prolly loves you, you bitch about it on fml, you'll eventually lose that good thing you have because of this