Intimacy: Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride...

By Rotarius - 23/08/2012 18:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

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lexeous 4

Friday 24 August 2012 0:12

At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:14

So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

Comments

DollyDope 17

Friday 24 August 2012 0:34

A worthwhile relationship isn't all about sex. Regardless, you can have sex while a girl is menstruating. Go to the shower or lay down a dark towel, if you're concerned about the potential mess

bootyful86 7

Friday 24 August 2012 0:43

Says the zombie

ninjacow123 6

Friday 24 August 2012 0:39

Aww poor baby, you couldn't get laid. I would walk to my girlfriends house in the middle of the night if she was on her period and just wanted to see me

downtime 12

Friday 24 August 2012 17:02

Good for you, if it takes an hour by bus to get there I assume you'd arrive sometime around 2pm...

monthescots 7

Friday 24 August 2012 0:46

You could have cuddled and snuggled then descreetly asked if she is game for a trip up the dirt track. And if she said no you still have the cuddle part :)

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Friday 24 August 2012 8:57

How do you discretely ask that?

SirEskimo 13

Friday 24 August 2012 0:52

I don't get why everybody is so mad at OP. It's true that it would have been nice to spend the night with her because she asked, and it's also true that there's more to a relationship than sex, but her text made it seem like she wanted to do more than cuddle.