By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Nature's std. Thankfully it's curable.

Which bush? George, George, or Jeb?


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Why are you thumbing down the only comment, you cowards? If you think you have something better to say, say it! This post went for a long time with no comments whatsoever. That’s a shame. Surely, the OP expects some reaction from the audience whether it’s sympathy or barbs.

You must be the person who gets validation based on likes and in this case a thumps up. Multiple people don't like your comments and you just get angry. It's the fucking internet, relax. You post on every FML and it's rarely something life changing or clever.

Well I thumbed down because we can always expect you on with some pervy comment

Is your boyfriend Batman?

Lobby_Bee 17

Nature's std. Thankfully it's curable.

Well that was very rash of you guys to not check the vegetation before having sex in it.

Which bush? George, George, or Jeb?

Couldn't you 2 just had sex in a bed or in on a blanket under the stars where are no bushes around.