Miscellaneous: Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth;...

By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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At last

By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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Festive spirit

By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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Festive spirit

By Christmas'nt - 28/11/2022 22:00

Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 03:36 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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DivineZero 18

Sunday 9 August 2015 13:50

I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early

whitevenom 12

Sunday 9 August 2015 13:53

I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.

Comments

goaliestud30 23

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:16

Christmas in July...I mean August

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 9 August 2015 17:34

You feeling comme ci, comme ca?

iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:16

At least it's not Halloween decorations she's looking for

skippydoda 32

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:23

Better Halloween than Christmas. At least Halloween is closer.

LegionRapier61 8

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:28

This is at best a slight agrivation... If this is the worst of your worries at this time, count yourself blessed..

MRSwick2525 23

Sunday 9 August 2015 15:28

Do you mean aggravation??

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:31

Any one else want to join my movement of stopping premature Christmas decoration?

MonstreBelle 28

Sunday 9 August 2015 17:25

Yes, please! I'm a firm believer in not starting to celebrate Christmas until after Thanksgiving.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 9 August 2015 17:43

Agreed...

soulreaper12296 28

Monday 10 August 2015 4:10

Their is a house near mine that still has a small amount of lights on it, they even turn them on at night still.

Kibblesnbitsss 10

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:33

A string of lights could work! ;)

namine120409 42

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:34

Deck the halls with heat and pool toys.

johnny29 14

Sunday 9 August 2015 14:50

well, at least she's not shopping for easter decorations

LoverWordsFood 27

Sunday 9 August 2015 15:12

That is hell. How in the shit do people start celebrating Christmas early? I can understand decorating a few days or a week after Thanksgiving but this early...damn. I enjoy Christmas but that's too early for me, especially with this excessive heat where we live. At least my folks have either stopped caring or kinda put up a few decorations for the holidays.

wordygirl 11

Sunday 9 August 2015 15:15

I feel so sorry for you! May I suggest having a sit down with mom and gently offer a good therapist in town because... THIS IS NOT NORMAL. If she continues this till the actual day of Christmas, you will need one too. Explain to her that no family can afford this much therapy and if she cares about your mental health she just might come to her senses.