Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML
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Astraea 0
Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P
ashleymakroni 0
you shouldve listen
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Comments (93)
Astraea 0
Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P
Averizzle 0
The dog was trying to tell you your rims were being stolen :D
reyemrein 0
because what animal doesn't shut up when a hysterical woman yells at it for half an hour . ydi for having a dog and not knowing the first thing about how to control it.
gingersnapper 0
What would you assume OP is a woman? How many chicks do you know that own trucks?
theian01 3
Actually, a lot of chicks like trucks. And when chicks like something... Well, you should see where I'm going with it...
gingersnapper 0
...X-rated Sapphic orgy?! :D
anonymas_fml 0
This is most definitely a guy. He calls himself rimjob. No woman would do that :P
reyemrein 0
true dat I was wrong. Unless she's a lesbian named Butch.
rockintothebeat 0
naw, really? -_-
tweetbaby14 18
maybe your dog was trying to warn you that something bad was happening kinda like lassie
CallMeHush 1
Girls with trucks are damn sexy.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
YDI!! for not checking wats wrong. 30 minutes? when my dog barks for a whole minute I go check it out.
cliff425 0
what does OP mean? :$
hjrn 0
I have a truck and I'm a girl.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
I own a truck cars can suck it. 2006 ford f350 powerstroke, diesle... 8 inch lift XD it's beautiful!!!!!!!
DllnBro 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u ******* douche ahahahaha u totally ******* deserved it u fucktard
amazinggbaby 2
No one cares about the details of your stupid truck
CallMeHush 1
I do... That is hot sugerbaby!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm a girl with a truck. OP, YDI for ignoring your dog. Why do people even get dogs if they don't know what to do with them? What dog barks for that long for no reason? Little Timmy would've known what the problem was. "What's that, girl? Someone's stealing my rims? WTF does that mean?"
Epicfailz01 0
why do you even have a dog if your not going to listen to it
megashroom 6
Women have jobs? In the kitchen you say? They work from home? Ohhhhh...
GiganTronic 0
I'm free to laugh at you both when... uh... hmm... I should probably start trying to resist that urge to comment on things.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
You: Whats that scruffi timmy fell down the well Dog: No Your Trucks Rims Are Getting Jacked you: old man peters barn got on fire Dog: if ur rims get stolen its not my problem
laurenheartsyou 0
ahahaha ^^
Secret_Fire_King 0
#112 made my day.. Kinda like Brian and Peter in Family Guy.. hahaha.. and OP: hahaha, What were you doing for 30 minutes? Were you trying to jack off, and the dog's bark was distracting you? Why didn't you go out and check on him, instead of yelling like the fat, loud-mouthed redneck that you probably are? And lastly, is your dog a guard-dog? (P.S. I hope you apologised to your dog for 30 minutes, for ever having doubted him.. He tried to do you a favour today, and you acted stupid.. YDI for ever buying an animal, putting it in your yard, and waiting out the years 'til he dies.. Then looking for comfort, because your beloved pet just comitted suicide..)
KingGrone 0
5
RusselFaraday 0
sometimes dogs are just yappy. my dog barks at EVERYTHING. I can't take her seriously anymore. it's not your fault.
upsidedownfrownn 5
No. I don't
bibi_nette 14
Not only do they make sandviches, they're also handy for an excuse not to drive!
jackal181 7
YDI for having rims worth stealing, spend your money in something worthwhile....
ashleymakroni 0
you shouldve listen
Hanban 0
Dogs are loyal to their owners. Why, is that omitted in the dog manual now?
TrekkieGirl 0
Unless your dog barks all the time for no good reason, YDI for not getting off your butt to go and check and make sure everything was ok. Lesson learned!
pepokish 0
Pff. YDI. Yelling at a dog only encourages it to continue barking, anyway.
alexFYL 11
I know, I'm amazed at how many people just yell at their dogs when they bark. To get them to stop you just stay quiet and pat them and thank them for alerting you and then go back to being unconcerned. They will quiet down knowing they've done their job.
danielle8D 0
good dog but BAD OP!!! :D i couldn't resist.
nates0210 0
you fail. respect the puppy son.
anonmc 0
Major fail. Hope you learn to give the dog a bit more respect, OP.
logand 3
i agree, YTDI.
iRod 0
he was probably trying to tell you that someone was stealing the rims off your truck.... just sayin'
eeeeeeee 5
Exactly. Dogs aren't stupid.
iDollFace 0
lassie was just trynna help save the day. respect lassie next time.
crzyry 6
If Lassie had gone to OP when Timmy fell in the well then that boy would have never been found.
youdidwhatnow 0
lmaoo
_swimcutie_ 0
woooooooow..consider the circumstances next time! haha:)
tokintot07 0
agreeed with everyone who said YDI. usually when a dog that you own starts barking you see what's up.
Olympian94 0
Are you retarded?