By UnderConstruction - 04/05/2012 14:34 - Canada - Pickering
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Don't keep condoms in your wallet. They dry out and crack and you can get someone pregnant by using them.
I've got likes for velcros and leathers. My velcro seemed more compact and like it flattened out better (but that would have also been from a year of use. I recently (month or so ago) switched to a leather wallet (hated the way money fits into a trifold wallet) and it feels bulkier and if I'm sitting on it too long its uncomfortable. Oh no, another personal anecdote... Thumb down
Scumbag nurses these days. Last time I went into the emergency room, some of the nurses were betting whether or not I would shit the bed or not after the surgery.
Sadly I did. It's a very awkward situation when you wake up at 3:09 AM on a gurney/ bed and you hear a rumbling noise from your very own bowels. Followed by a wafting scent that makes your nose cringe in disbelief. The nurse won $30 by the way. Don't ask me how I remember all these details. It's just that I tend to remember every single embarrassing thing I have done.