Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 690
You deserved it 189

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They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.

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You are a bitch! He could make a nice meal of returned dildos and butt plugs and half-used tubes of lube.

at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.

Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. Fuck It Again Sports Save a Buttload!

that's disgusting

you're not a bitch hun, who cares what he thinks anyway

They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

...who knows what he was hungry for?😕

The homeless man must really want to eat a strap on

As long as he isn’t making a mess let him dive. He needs some material for his spank bank and clearly he doesn’t have a lot of options.

it's trash that you don't want so why stop him from having it