Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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distortedcognition 17
They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!
RichardPencil 32
Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. **** It Again Sports Save a Buttload!
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
You are a bitch! He could make a nice meal of returned ****** and butt plugs and half-used tubes of lube.
EmDizzle2007 28
at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.
RichardPencil 32
Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. **** It Again Sports Save a Buttload!
gain 5
that's disgusting
E2dav 5
you're not a bitch hun, who cares what he thinks anyway
distortedcognition 17
They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!
Wadlaen 24
...who knows what he was hungry for?😕
mfranks19891989 10
The homeless man must really want to eat a strap on
julfunky 29
As long as he isn’t making a mess let him dive. He needs some material for his spank bank and clearly he doesn’t have a lot of options.
Isaac Shields 9
it's trash that you don't want so why stop him from having it