Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
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distortedcognition 17
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They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

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EmDizzle2007 28
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at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.

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RichardPencil 30
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You are a bitch! He could make a nice meal of returned dildos and butt plugs and half-used tubes of lube.

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EmDizzle2007 28
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at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.

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RichardPencil 30
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Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. Fuck It Again Sports Save a Buttload!

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gain 5
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that's disgusting

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E2dav 5
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you're not a bitch hun, who cares what he thinks anyway

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distortedcognition 17
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They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

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Wadlaen 21
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...who knows what he was hungry for?😕

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mfranks19891989 10
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The homeless man must really want to eat a strap on

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julfunky 29
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As long as he isn’t making a mess let him dive. He needs some material for his spank bank and clearly he doesn’t have a lot of options.

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Isaac Shields 9
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it's trash that you don't want so why stop him from having it

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