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By CircusSea - 05/11/2012 00:02 - Puerto Rico - Carolina

Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

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Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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Virginia6810 16

Monday 5 November 2012 9:01

What kind of cruise ship is this?!

LemonandLime 13

Monday 5 November 2012 9:10

To the people asking why there's a morgue. A cruise is in the middle of the sea. If someone dies suddenly, what are they going to do with the body until they get back to port? It's sensible to have one!

Comments

Pleonasm 35

Monday 5 November 2012 9:27

I bet you were dying to get out.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 5 November 2012 9:42

I guess the sign they put outside the door, "dead-end" was to be taken literally. I'd be mortified! I'll show myself out.

tj5810 21

Monday 5 November 2012 10:08

I see what you did there!

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 5 November 2012 18:10

31, I'm pretty sure we all did. No need to point out the obvious. Comments like yours just KILL me...

idgaf528 6

Monday 5 November 2012 20:22

I see what YOU did there^

DollyDope 17

Monday 5 November 2012 9:27

It's better than storing dead bodies in the kitchen's freezer

NagainaFier 16

Monday 5 November 2012 14:08

Hey, what's wrong with that? It keeps the bodies longer AND helps keep the smell at bay. Win-win right there.

irishpassion16 6

Tuesday 6 November 2012 8:29

Dolly Dope, you have the perfect picture for your comment

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 5 November 2012 9:30

Now that's what you'd call dirty laundry.

YeniDewie 0

Monday 5 November 2012 9:30

what did make him die ? u have to check it out ! :p

Fmlsea 28

Monday 5 November 2012 9:44

one place you would never think would have a morgue .

spaboolly 26

Monday 5 November 2012 9:48

Do you mind if I write a horror novel based on this story?

Grimmerie 31

Monday 5 November 2012 9:54

NaNoWriMo?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 5 November 2012 22:18

25- I'm sure that'll work out. You'd make a killing. You see the trash that gets published nowadays?

samasara 20

Monday 5 November 2012 10:10

"Today, I work on a cruise ship." ... wait, what? Other than that grammatical error, that's so creepy!

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 5 November 2012 10:49

Every FML starts with "Today," probably wasn't the OP's fault. Most likely was put there automatically.

samasara 20

Monday 5 November 2012 12:53

Yes, but OP could have easily worked around it. For example, "Today, while at work on a cruise ship, I learned we have a morgue on board"

aFreedom127 9

Monday 5 November 2012 10:21

Would you rather they stored the dead bodies in the ice cream freezer? Next ship your on try showing up on time for the staff orientation.

Sheh_fml 25

Monday 5 November 2012 10:22

It actually makes sense. People die just about everywhere, and the only other option would be to store the deceased in the freezer. Or dump them in the ocean, but somehow I think people would be a tad bit upset about that.