Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Reality_bites 14
OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.
SliceNthrice 0
naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.
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Comments (55)
fafaffy 0
wow just wow...
happyhak 5
um...what?
Sirin_fml 47
Hmm, OP... just an observation - strike me down if I'm over-reading things - but this relationship is possibly not gonna go anywhere... Still... never know, 6th time's the charm?
SliceNthrice 0
naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.
Reality_bites 14
OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.
mattis78 0
This x1000
kisseshugsdrugs 5
exactly, why are some girls so dumb? you make the rest of us l ook like whiny little bitches.
Cowless 0
...so did you get it back?
YoungE 0
i'm sorry but after FIVE times YDI
amberita28 0
who cares?
idkweird 0
It's because after that many times, you're just kind of numb to it. Move on, OP!
JhasNeeh 7
How is this anything like a FML? You've dated him and been dumped 5 times ... you're an idiot. Simple. Maybe you should be less concerned with you inabilty to say anything intelligent and more concerned with getting a grip and not making it 6 or more.
ElMundio87 0
YDI for being lazy and sticking with the same asshole 5 times.