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By  MeLikeBigBoom  |  8

Hmmm... L's, L's.... Ah, here it is... "LOVE: 1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers." Oh why thank you!

By  hunny797  |  5

Or cunnilingus ????

By  perdix  |  29

Watch out if it's the Urban Dictionary. If you are having to look up blumpkin, Alabama Hot Pocket or felching, you may want to let this one go. PS: If you don't know what these mean, DON'T look them up. Those of us who have wish we hadn't.

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  beej821410  |  6

I knew the others, but the hot pocket was new. I tried not to look it up, but the temptation was too much! Not cool #7, I'll never be able to eat a hot pocket again

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  perdix  |  29

#13, #22, I'm trying to help you learn the discipline of purposeful ignorance. Yes, curiosity got the better of me with those terms and the Blue Waffle (oops!), and I've become a lesser person because of it. I'm hoping you will learn from my mistakes. I've happily avoided looking up Special Fried Rice for a few years, so there is hope that you can do this, too.

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Angry Dragons aren't really that gross, but it was still great that in high school, one of our sports teams named themselves the Angry Dragons, and none of the faculty seemed to get it. Or they just didn't care.

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  AlkaliSam  |  6

Oh, Christ. Why, Perdix, why? You just HAD to mention the Alabama Hot Pocket. I thought I had successfully repressed the memory of reading that one on Urban Dictionary.

By  perdix  |  29

If he asks you for Fellatio, you don't need to get all dressed up for a night at the opera. The lipstick and high heels are all you need. Happy Valentine's Day!

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  perdix  |  29

#57, I don't know why either. In the "training videos," considering where the girl ends up, the high heels seem rather pointless, but they are oddly sexy in a way, too.

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