By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States
Same thing different taste
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Stumped
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What word was it?
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Nice try
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I hope OP didn't have to use the Urban Dictionary..
She said coitus didn't she?
Or fellatio
When I flirt I usually try to work the word uterus into the conversation. Gets them every time.
Stewie- they will make you call fellatio a trowser-friendly kiss
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Do you work on computers? Cause you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive
Hmm I've noticed your port is empty, would you like me to plug it?
#3- As a tree doctor, you had me at auxin. I love it when my fiance talks nerdy to me.
hey, your sine must be pi/2 because your the 1
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
@ 99 It's DNA helicase!
Hmmm... L's, L's.... Ah, here it is... "LOVE: 1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers." Oh why thank you!
Or *********** ????
Watch out if it's the Urban Dictionary. If you are having to look up blumpkin, Alabama Hot Pocket or felching, you may want to let this one go. PS: If you don't know what these mean, DON'T look them up. Those of us who have wish we hadn't.
Now you've planted the, "I know I'll vomit if I look this up but I just have to," seed. Not cool, Perdix, not cool.
Or if he says he wants to give you the rusty hook, or dirty Sanchez just walk away.
A Cincinnati bow tie was the most disgusting thing I ever found on there!
#13, #22, I'm trying to help you learn the discipline of purposeful ignorance. Yes, curiosity got the better of me with those terms and the Blue Waffle (oops!), and I've become a lesser person because of it. I'm hoping you will learn from my mistakes. I've happily avoided looking up Special Fried Rice for a few years, so there is hope that you can do this, too.
What is people fascination with "shitty" sex?
Why must I keep reading your comments after "Urban dictionary".. >.< If you want something to look up.. Then look up "tub girl"...
Yeah he might give you the Mississippi meat hook, or the Alaskan Fire Dragon. Both sound very unpleasant.
"Russian candycane" anyone?
Oh, Christ. Why, Perdix, why? You just HAD to mention the Alabama Hot Pocket. I thought I had successfully repressed the memory of reading that one on Urban Dictionary.
Dirty homeless man, it's not even close to what it sounds like
Rust trombone, and Pink Sock
My question is, who the hell decides to try these things?
CunninLynguists is an awesome group.
If he asks you for Fellatio, you don't need to get all dressed up for a night at the opera. The lipstick and high heels are all you need. Happy Valentine's Day!
I'm curious why one would need high heels for that... The guy must be a real ******** if that's the case.
You where being flirted with. Enjoy it, Grats :).
Be careful if he tells you he wants to give you a pearl necklace...
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She said coitus didn't she?
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.