By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States
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You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Watch out if it's the Urban Dictionary. If you are having to look up blumpkin, Alabama Hot Pocket or felching, you may want to let this one go. PS: If you don't know what these mean, DON'T look them up. Those of us who have wish we hadn't.
#13, #22, I'm trying to help you learn the discipline of purposeful ignorance. Yes, curiosity got the better of me with those terms and the Blue Waffle (oops!), and I've become a lesser person because of it. I'm hoping you will learn from my mistakes. I've happily avoided looking up Special Fried Rice for a few years, so there is hope that you can do this, too.
If he asks you for Fellatio, you don't need to get all dressed up for a night at the opera. The lipstick and high heels are all you need. Happy Valentine's Day!