Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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Top comments
LaughinStock 16
Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)
RedPillSucks 33
She brings you presents and all you do is complain.
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Comments (112)
Hts777 4
At least your cat is taking care of your rat problem
megmich 4
My penis hurts
Bquillero16 18
Cool…
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
the circle of life!!
sissors1234 4
Y share that?
Joui_fml 11
I feel bad for the mouse, and sorry for you, as you had to witness that horrible slaughter. Although... It is only the cat's nature. But still. I can't help being a bit mad at the cat if s/he's already living in a home where (I hope) s/he gets regular feedings.
rain_or_shine 8
Oh that is gross; I know cats eat mice, but that's not a pleasant surprise.
meghaninblack 4
At first I read "mouse" as "moose", then I realised that we don't have moose in Oz. But that would have been pretty bad-ass, a cat taking down a moose.
CinderBrick 13
FML cats keeping rodents out of my house. I love disease
rkblair 4
Watch your cat then!