Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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LaughinStock 16
Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)
RedPillSucks 33
She brings you presents and all you do is complain.
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Comments (112)
lksdliz 9
That'll do cat. That'll do.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
**** the mouse's life.
moneybagz131 6
My dog did that. It was actually pretty epic but heartbreaking a well
mikeymayhem_87 15
Om nom nom nom goes the kitty on some prey! I bet that was a great way to wake up!
Bekll 31
Aww. That's so cute! Be proud of your cat.
Calyx_fml 22
Cats are little killing machines with no mercy.
BradTheBrony 19
Whoa, whoa, wait up! Why, again, were you not AROUSED? *whisper whisper* Wait... WHAT? Uhhh... never mind?
BradTheBrony 19
Good kitty. Mousers are good cats, and if you know yours is one, that means YOU HAVE MICE. No need for an exterminator, your cat is a baws. Side Voice: Don't you mean he's a... *snicker* PAWS? *THWACK*
Random951 12
Did he offer to share any of it with you? I heard mouse skulls are extremely delicious.
kmluvsjw12995 5
Om-nom-nom MICE! XD I have a couple cats who are AHMAZING mousers. But it kinda sucks when you see the dead carcasses of mice and voles laying in a corner all over your house. The fact that your cat did that means that he/she really loves you and hopes that you never get rid of her/him.