anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
ptiluinthesky
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
420curse
San Mateo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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EvilPotato 15
That sounds faptastic.
perdix 31
****-a-doodle-do!
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Comments (88)
Pandacupcakelove 26
...I will never again complain about my neighbor playing the piano when I'm trying to sleep.
Pleonasm 36
You've got some w(h)acky neighbours, OP!
aFreedom127 9
....and?
graffitied_love 20
So much for waking up to the sound of birds singing.....
SystemofaBlink41 27
*tweet tweet* Ah! Such a beautiful mor---*fap fap fap*
pennies_lane 6
no, instead he woke up to the sound of the chicken choking!
LaPush_ 7
Great..
solosohigh 15
I once had a neighbor that I could hear vomiting every morning. at first I thought she was just pregnant, but it went on for over a year. sorry, op. thin walls suck.
xxDefiantxx 0
Im gonna assume you live in an apartment complex
klx125cross 9
So instead of a alarm clock it's an alarm ****!
hellya14 0
Oh come on, I lol'd at it
Longshott 4
Ah! Ah! Ah!...Scalpel!!!
turkey2273 0
Hahahahaha that other fml