anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
ptiluinthesky
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
420curse
San Mateo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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EvilPotato 15
That sounds faptastic.
perdix 31
****-a-doodle-do!
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ratorr2 23
I hate apartments. I would much rather live in a trailer house then an apartment building, because you always end up living next to the worst people. My brother lives in an apartment and his neighbors blast their music day and night.
xXRaider68Xx 2
Balls to the wall haha
DuRpY 5
That's when you kindly excuse yourself from his bed.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Sorry about that. It was a really intense one.
Oh_So_Klassical 18
I spent the night with my friend and woke up to the sound of her female roomate pleasuring herself. It was an annoying morning because even though she knew we were awake and knew we could hear her, she told us to stop being so prude. I'm not a prude, and she was behind her closed bedroom door, but it was so annoying.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Is he hot?
SpaceCadet87 0
Not my fault I'm a noisy masturbator.
SpaceCadet87 0
Nevermind, read that as herself.
GlobalGenocide 8
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j_cat187 20
If it was a "herself" it would not be on fml.
j_cat187 20
Crap, I should read previous comments before posting.