anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
ptiluinthesky
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
420curse
San Mateo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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EvilPotato 15
That sounds faptastic.
perdix 31
****-a-doodle-do!
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Enslaved 38
If you heard your neighbor pleasuring HERself, would it still be an FML in your mind?
drewcat21 0
Depends on what she looks like. If she looks like Carrie underwood definitely not an fml, if she looks like Rosie O'donnel welllll fml.
perdix 31
#13, maybe, but we woulld explain to her why it's wrong to do it in the living room while her kids are around.
bestnameright 14
If she lets me in I'm down!
allie2590 31
You're 13. She'd be letting you in for milk and cookies, if that.
SkoomaKi 28
Well maybe you could further his pleasure by blasting Justin Bieber music his way.
ColourInsanity 7
Least you didn't wake up to the sight of it.
Evaloscity 6
Must be karma for him hearing you fap last night!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Morning Glory.
AholeCop 11
Wakey wakey eggs and spanky.
dancerNsinger4li 0
Hmm, how do you know your neighbor was pleasuring himself and he didn't have a girl or a guy over? But still waking up to that...FYl indeed.
supportcommand 17
You could actually hear him tugging it? Are your houses that close to each other? Super thin walls? Apartment building? Or is he just extremely loud? I'm going out on a twisted limb here and say he was standing next to you while you slept. I'm sure he feels bad for waking you and would rather have finished and left quietly.
walmartpaysme 15
Honestly, I think OP is just a pervert and assumed he was masterbating.
melij99 5
Hey, that's better than an alarm clock.
gc327072 31
It's an alarm ****!
Miss_Lisaa 16
It was 7 O'****.