Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
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RodzillaX 30
She seems very down to Earth.
Guy1009 15
Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.
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Comments (75)
tiger820 20
your little sister is on mob level! be afraid very very afraid when she gets older..... lol
jdizz16 16
Have you choked her yet?
MenAreFromVegas 5
Your sister needs to learn that's not an acceptable response to not getting your way. Spoiled little brat needs to hear NO more often.
coolvictori 22
I have two younger sisters and if they ever did that to me, they wouldn't live to see tomorrow. Seriously though, get her back. Get her back good.
pitboy101 11
so dark
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your little sister sounds like a spoiled brat. How old is she? Your parents need to tell her no way more often. And if they are letting her get away with everything, well, sounds like you're screwed.
momo3p 22
I hate kids like this
Al_Quadea17 12
******* little kids
death32 6
savage