Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
RodzillaX 30
She seems very down to Earth.
Guy1009 15
Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (75)
FSGInsainity 15
Take revenge. Put live worms, snails, and cockroaches in her bed as she sleeps.
Ichiya 29
Go extreme put a colony of bullet ants in her bed. Some compare the sting to being shot. Describing it as "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours."
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Sounds like you got revenge covered.
ko051598 20
If my little sibling did that to me, I would do the same thing back
gobiteme2 34
Well lets hope your little sister doesn't upgrade to larger and live animals next time.
Ava_Darkflame 26
Moles, skunks, and possums are things too #67
captainsmegma 12
I see a future mob enforcer.
GoogieWithers 25
Pretend it didn't happen, that will mess with her more!
schreibergx93 19
Love it, sibling rivalry at its finest !
that_guy31 12
damn
CogadhTallon 16
Good thing you don't own a horse...
CogadhTallon 16
Seriously guys, quit horsing around, OP's struggle is real...
TripleDallas123 15
Run! Run as far away as you can!