Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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Comments (275)
adamcichuttek 2
My little brothers hamsters had 22 incest babies, like 3 generations. They cannibalized eachother back down to two hamsters.
MissMurder66 2
Did you keep the cannibal hamster?? I wouldn't be able to look at it the same o_o
dsf190 4
YDI for putting them in the same cage. Unless they are Robo Dwarf's then FYL.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Hunger games
Shelta957 13
May the odds be ever in your favor :)
laceylace7777 0
Yeah that happened to my best friend. Apparently eventually one of them gets tired of sharing the cage and food and just wants it to itself. It's really sad though because u than wish h could have saved it and separated then
keeks46 12
Put them in separate cages next time. Ok champ?
asnakelovinbabe 16
You completely deserve it. Maybe if you did your homework you would have found hamsters are solitary and should never be housed together.
dragynfyre 4
sigh...why do people not do research before purchasing animals. always make sure there is no danger with housing multiple critters, and for god's sake make sure they have a proper environment to eliminate problems. I highly doubt this cannibalism was just an out of the blue thing. surely there was aggressive behavior witnessed. unless these are sit and forget pets..
rogue2888 4
Lol you know if you feed them from time to time they don't do that
OHai15 12
lmao, HAM-ster!!