Animals: Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other....

deadhamster 3 February 2012, 18:29 United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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traumatised 11 October 2009, 16:16 United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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squeak 12 September 2011, 13:52 United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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roze198765 4 August 2011, 01:19 United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Anonymous 3 August 2013, 17:59 Santa Rosa Beach, United States

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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zac545 19 February 2009, 06:14 United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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Chatons 5 December 2013, 06:52 Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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poorhamster 23 October 2010, 06:22 United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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whymommywhy 21 April 2009, 03:11 United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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I love my furry babies 18 May 2019, 16:09

Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML

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EpicFail 4 February 2009, 23:29 United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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Lemycakes 4

3 February 2012, 23:38

Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/

XTheDesertSongX 17

3 February 2012, 23:38

Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..

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JayJavaMonsterr 10

4 February 2012, 22:22

I though they were herbivores, you know, only eat PLANTS not meat, not to mention EACH OTHER!

tj4234 36

4 February 2012, 22:29

I'm going to YDI this because this is quite common. Basically what you did OP, is that you introduced one hamster to the territory of another hamster. Animals fight each other for dominance, all of them do it. Even we do. However if you bought them together, then you introduced them to unclaimed territory.