Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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fuzzybear14 0
Yummy!
camer0n15 8
It'd start vidding that, lol
docscientist 10
They're both caged and not procreating. Sounds like a bit of a failure, actually.
lys1982 2
Sucks for the dead hamster, but YDI for not doing your research. This is what those creatures do, save for the Robo's.
SoultheWolf 19
You completely deserve it... You should NEVER house hamsters together, especially if they are both males or both females. They will fight for dominance and winner will eat the other. Its common sense, if you're not willing to do the researche before owning a pet then you don't deserve to own one.
mama2b3 20
At least your dad didn't come over to meet them and kill them both!
KiddNYC1O 22
Betta hamsters, nice.
bubo_fml 11
That's 2 less drumsticks @ KFC...
makitokito 14
Hamsters are not social creatures. YDI
ea247 20
Yeah that usually happens when you DONT feed them so yeah