deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Chatons
Switzerland
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
I love my furry babies
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
EpicFail
United States
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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NaoPudding 8
That happened to me too when I was about 10 years old. Those people at the pet shop tell you to buy two so the other isn't lonely. They only tell you that to sell more hamsters.
WolfLady 18
Which is interesting since they sell solitary gerbils all the time and gerbils should be in pairs.
kitchenbitch 0
When was the last time you fed your hamsters?
perdix 31
The good news is that you don't have feed either (ee) of them breakfast! I'll bet the victor looks ssssoooooooo cuuuuuttttee which his cheeks stuffed with gobs of hamster meat:)
McMan 23
That was a mental image I could've went without...
pretty_coin 11
"Woo! My hamster has been eatten by the other. Now i dont have to feed them!!! Yay!"
perdix 31
#43, me, too! When I get images like that, I just have to share them. I don't think I could handle it thinking I'm the only one with that image.
jjluv456 11
Every time I read a perdix comment, I asked myself what your IQ must be. (8)
kenflynn21 3
AHHH! Zombie Hamster! Anybody else suddenly got a South Park episode stuck in their head reading this one??
grapisy 8
It's a dog eat do-... Err... Hamster eat hamster world
pnutbutternjelly 15
I am very sorry. When I was little I came hone from a sleepover to find one of my hampsters half eaten. I was traumatized. That was the day I learned that hampsters cannot be left together in one cage.
rampatmonkey 7
yeah, they do that. A lot.
BrightBrownEyes 11
I laughed so hard but I feel so bad
Raaaaaa 3
Dwarf hamsters can live together. Syrian hamsters cannot. Educate yourself before buying pets. I think it's more **** the hamster's life here... still, horrible thing to see and shit.
FiasCudi 0
Today, my hamster roommate decided to eat me for breakfast. FML
FiasCudi 0
Today, my hamster roommate decided to eat me for breakfast. FML
cdogLuvs2golf 0
You probably won't need to spend money on feeding your hamster for a few days