Dog probably saw OP on the toilet and was like "WTF are you doing?! I drink from there! Fine, I'll make sure you step in mine barefoot."

But....where the heck are all the stolen socks? Maybe she's sewing them all together and making you a nice scarf.

28 lots of dogs like to eat socks. Although it's a possibility he's stashing the socks away for knitting a new rug since it hates the other one so much.

#31 - my nonna's dog who is about 2 years old (human years) loves socks and sometimes toes.

My mom's dogs love socks and underwear.

Possibly that the dog was peeing on the rug and stealing socks at 2 in the morning?

Nah, they could just be mischievous like my dogs. The shi tzu will run into the laundry room and grab underwear and socks then leave them throughout the house, but he's still an adorable little guy!

If you look up, 30, you can still see that joke flying overhead

Woosh!!

*Badum Tish*

And the dog is thinking "I fucking knew it!"

You and OPs dog need help :x

That sounds like a bitchy thing to do

"Deal with it bitch"

"I'm freezing! at least let me have your socks"

I thought maybe her theory was that her dog hates her.

Fml: Today my fiance looked me in the eyes, peed on the rug, and stole my socks before disapearing upstairs.

Insensitive joke: Fiancé: "you silly woman, there is no rug in the kitchen".