Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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Comments (275)
pandalover69 26
that's not really surprising, hamsters don't like each other and they will fight to the death. if you're going to own hamsters you need to keep them in different cages or only have one at a time
zombiegold 23
You can't put 2 male hamsters in the same place. You have to put a male and a female one in the same cage.
omen1510 5
Then you will end up with babies and if not the same thing will happen because hamsters meet to breed then they go on their separate ways or kill each other
Truth_Nazi 0
I know how you feel, My pet rat was killed by my pet hamster who later died of an infection from the incident. I'm sorry for your loss.
THEREALISTUCE 2
THIS IS SPARTA!
Robro54 6
One hamster to rule them all ...
GoW_Chick 15
One hamster to find them all...
USMC_Cpl 5
This habitat ain't big enough for the two of us...
aliciab394 5
I know how you feel my hamster would always attack the other one and my sisters fish always ate all of the other fish in the tank.
pagullarka 9
By the looks off it, doesn't look like you will get the chance either. :')
taazer 12
Wow i'm guessing someone forgot to feed the hamsters ;D
BluePanda13 0
wow...did you not see the evil gleam in his eyes as he contemplated eating his chubby, slow cagemate? O-O
lowie89 7
That's typical that's why they shouldn't be in the same cage
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Ahh...they were playing Thunderdome.