Kids, Fear and Disney: We're gonna have a real good time together - FML

We're gonna have a real good time together

By Mjskywalk - 16/02/2022 14:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 February 2022 23:23

That's dumb. There are no escalators at Disneyland. (I'm assuming Disney World is designed similarly.) Just take her through the Tower of Terror and she'll forget her silly, little phobias.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 17 February 2022 9:59

Theres this train thing that goes around, its fun and theres usually not too long of lines for it

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 February 2022 23:23

That's dumb. There are no escalators at Disneyland. (I'm assuming Disney World is designed similarly.) Just take her through the Tower of Terror and she'll forget her silly, little phobias.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 17 February 2022 9:59

Theres this train thing that goes around, its fun and theres usually not too long of lines for it

mentalissues 12

Thursday 17 February 2022 10:44

If it’s your kid you should’ve already known they are scared to ride an escalator and probably wouldn’t do any rides at the theme park…

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