By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
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cocacola999 27

The FML depends on whether the son is 5, 15 or 25...

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ELoni_fml 25

And the age of the daughter in a way, if she is 1 or 21. It's not entirely unthinkable the daughter is 21 and the son is 25. If my brother would steal my bottle of vodka I would cry.

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Corey122726 17

My question is why were your toddlers awake and you were still asleep? Who was supposed to be taking care of them?

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Corey122726 17

How old were you still drinking from a bottle? Or when you quit running around your house naked? (With your parents home)

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DomiLove 26

Actually yes, young children, daughter a few months old and son was 2 (from my memory moderating this FML) she was sleeping because her fiancé was suppose to be watching them but also went to sleep.

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8born8 18

26yrs and counting!! In my own house tyvm! My daughter and i often do streaks through the house. The bottle and liquid may have changed and my butt isn't as cute as when I was little, but still a kid at heart. Nudie runs are AWESOME! Running around naked is so exhilarating and cheeky. When was the last time you did a nudie run?

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Soundslikeothers 15

plot twist: Son and Daughter are both in College

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nikojhavlin 12

If this what I have to look forward too then Im ******

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demonfacee 14

If the son is a five year old, then that's alright. If he's a teenager or something, then hell no. I feel bad for you.

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8born8 18

Aahhhh sibling antagonism. It doesn't matter how old they are, one will always do something to set the other one off. Cheer up OP, at least there weren't any "paintings" or accidents for you to clean up.

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SmittyJA24 26

Sounds a lot like my childhood ... & that of my kids ... & my grand-kids....

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cadillacgal79 32

Is this normal in your household?.......

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SarahJacobs 1

This is either unfortunate and hilarious; or perverted and depressing. It all depends on the ages of the siblings.

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CaedibusRegis 3

Sounds like something else was used as a bottle and he was running to get the real thing sick lil bastard

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8born8 18

What the ****? Are you touched in the head or something? The only thing that's sick is your comment and the way your mind functions. Ugh, utterly repulsive. ******* sicko.

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