By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 134
You deserved it 7 742

MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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#1 Op is a female

A squirrel can hope.

#4 how do you know?

He's a squirrel.

17, gender icon in the top left.

A guy on campus at my school got chased by a squirrel because he wouldn't give it anymore food..quite entertaining

Squirrels are pretty nuts! hahaha.. nuts..

Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

I would love to see South Park cover an episode regarding those books... like some epic journey because cartman (the pig) was given a pancake

@ #8, If you give a hoe a dick..

Ayy I thought the same thing

for those who never read that book, the wording of the fml matches the wording of the story

That's why I don't give food to animals

As part of the Homo Sapiens in the animal kingdom, if you don't feed animals you don't feed yourself. If this is true what is your secret to survival?

You way over thought that comment. He's not saying nobody should feed animals, there's a difference between raising livestock for food and giving a squirrel a cookie.

I don't think #9 was talking about feeding livestock. I think he meant that #6 must not eat because he is an animal... which, amazingly, is even more stupid. Although I think it was a poor attempt at being funny.

#34 I'm a girl!

My bad. Should have known with a name like that.

No prob a lot of people get confused since they don't really read the name until it is pointed out or if the gender is pointed out

I gave a mouse a cookie once. It went very well;)

Should've thrown it and ran.

Did you even read the FML? What's he supposed to throw? His ballsack?

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

You're really pretty. I'm sure more than just that squirrel wants in your pants.

Haha. It was a joke. Sorry if I offended!

So all he got was a muffin.

People on FML are socially inept and don't know how to take jokes

Maybe it was just trying to hug you!

He didn't want a cookie, so went looking for nuts.

Op is a girl

Why would you give a squirrel a cookie?

That's actually pretty funny

Did he find any