Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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You deserved it 369

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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pussywhipedmofo 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:10

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

shovels 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:11

Who 'nose' why he did that...

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sdvyamse 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:47

GOLD DIGGER !

wwattdidyousay 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:57

he's doing you a favor lol

JKillaz24 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:23

Hey it's all fun lol

FMLaddict20 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:32

He was just trying to help!

kingatowning 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:19

maybe he's just greedy... for treasure

jane_marie 12

Wednesday 29 June 2011 10:36

fart right into both his nostrils, HAHA.

waywil 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 11:53

You have to wonder how many he snuck outta your nose and gobbled down before you woke up...just something to think about next time you kiss him...waahaaa ha ha! Its the invasion of the booger snatchers!

EGraham2708 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 13:57

Now THAT'S Love....Lol!!!

waywil 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 14:00

That's not love, that's a script straight out of a Lifetime Movie Network show!

tsasuke66 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 14:21

well why did u have a dirty nose.

Chrispris19 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:27

You picked a winner.

waywil 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:40

That's what he said...lol!

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Same thing different taste

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