Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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pussywhipedmofo 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:10

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

shovels 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:11

Who 'nose' why he did that...

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joelynsea 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:52

been there

koolman222 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:54

did he it eat??? that's just gross if he did

xtremizt 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:47

How thoughtful of him....

Kinglil_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:23

u cnt blame a man for diggn 4gold

Thrasher91 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:28

big deal?

iluvhaterz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:40

that's not weird............

starrpower 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:56

WTF gross Awh fyl seriously. bleh.

starfish7 18

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:14

Romantic!

MSThangg 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:22

you can pick your friends. you can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friends nose lol your boyfriends weird. hope its not a fettish (;

mahomie97 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:58

what can i say??? yerr mans a gold digga!!

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