Love: Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck...

By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

At least she didn't shoot a blue shell of doom at you.

iOceanus 18

Monday 26 November 2012 3:02

Especially when playing Mario Kart. Mario Kart is a serious matter!!

Comments

beyeswdragon 2

Saturday 1 December 2012 15:26

YDI for actually saying what you think when she is PMSing... Girls are MENTAL when they are PMSing. -.-

Briielle 1

Tuesday 4 December 2012 8:25

I seriously do not understand why PMSing allows girls to act like bitches. I am a girl and I don't act differently when I am.

emeraldmaz 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 10:27

Well, I don't do anything purposefully, I just find that I'm more irritable and am more likely to speak my mind and snap when people annoy me. It's not something I put any forethought into though, such as in this post's scenario.

Dgenerate 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 8:50

Idk, Mario Kart manages to piss me the **** off every time I play it. I'm always coming back for more tho! Fun game is fun.

pipc 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 14:54

PMS comments are ignorant and sexist.

whyistherumgone_ 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:10

One does not simply talk to a woman about her period.

Bludmagnus 13

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:59

Honesty is the foundation of genuine relationships, period. There is something wrong with anyone who cannot handle that.

emeraldmaz 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 10:22

Maybe not so much to that extreme, but you deserve some sort of reprimand. Stop trying to invalidate emotions.

MrPortalFan 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:07

Don't you know you're supposed to always let your girlfriend win at video games?

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Tuesday 23 December 2014 4:30

he didnt deserve icy hot on his balls for saying she was pmsing..

dastiera 7

Thursday 28 May 2015 8:26

That's bullshit she overreacted. She just needs to accept maybe she was in a bad mood and it's always been a joke to say a girl is pmsing. She should have been over it by the morning, bitches can't let go of shit