gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Spiderchick
Germany
Hmmmm, breakfast
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
igotpride
United States
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
HighasaCloud
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
ThatsIncentive
Granite Bay, United States
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
dirtbikeguy
Chicago, United States
Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
BurnItOff
Melbourne, Australia
The passenger
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
dre_bro11
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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Nutz101 7
I have to stop eating while reading FML's
jojimugo 20
If you swallow 8 a night, you should do yourself a favor and move out of the amazon river
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danial1214 21
Spiders are a good source of nutrition.
pattayarick 8
We're there enough pieces to make a whole spider (I hope )?
naturalbadassnba 11
OMFG i would die of disgust!! Hahaha I'm so sorry that tramatic experiance happened to you
Miki101 18
Yummy.
Kyouzou 15
I hear bleach helps with that, lots and lots of bleach.
skyeyez9 25
It would be worse if it was a large wolf spider.
U_GotitDude 18
That's a horrible way to wake up...
missadoodikins 9
Chew your food better.
j3ebrules 13
How did you know it was specifically a spider? Did you count all eight legs? If so, clearly you didn't chew it well enough.
suboy 10
Protein??