Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Hmmmm, breakfast
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
The passenger
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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Nutz101 7
I have to stop eating while reading FML's
jojimugo 20
If you swallow 8 a night, you should do yourself a favor and move out of the amazon river
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Comments (144)
ThatAss 14
Reading this while laying in bed with a daddy long legs above me ...... Thanks for the thought FYL
reflexion213 11
KMN!!!
ashbash0338 7
Omg yuck!!!
khriss_khriss 7
Um ew that is disgustingly disgusting...
scottyrocks123 21
I love OP's username.
niquenique_ 7
dafuq did I just read...
micahdunk 13
Just another reason to hate braces.
ambipurr17 3
Omg I would die if that happened to me :///
Krimzon 5
Tape thy mouth when thoust slumber.
bmxbikeco 7
OMG...i just cringed!