FML : Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence"....

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 3 September 2011 17:06 / United States

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By Iamnotmyself | 17

#3230810 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

By babygirlc1 | 5

#3230806 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

It's about time she shaved the bush

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By babygirlc1 | 5

#3230806 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

It's about time she shaved the bush

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3230874 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:30

Just yeurgh

zachherbert | 10

#3230955 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:44

I wonder who's gonna sign this declaration.

hockey199813 | 5

#3231036 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:04

Haha

Dalliance | 4

#3231056 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:08

When I read "publicly celebrate", I pictured her having a bikini wax in front of all her friends at a party.

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3231102 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:20

How patriotic.

poostool | 5

#3231178 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:36

There's nothing hotter than rubbing hot semen into a bald vag.

cudi504 | 4

#3231201 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:40

Maybe the jungle was a reason your dad left

MissBunnyWillEat | 11

#3231239 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:53

Her ex-husband's snake kept getting caught in her bush. that's why they got divorced.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3231372 - Sunday 4 September 2011 2:25

Because it just would be far too difficult to wax it instead of getting divorced.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#3231405 - Sunday 4 September 2011 2:32

He went hunting in the jungle and got tired of it. So he left.

iluvboobies | 9

#3231626 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:39

celebrate pubicly

enonymous | 8

#3231811 - Sunday 4 September 2011 4:39

16 John Hancock will sign that

cdbank3 | 0

#3232476 - Sunday 4 September 2011 8:40

I'd bang ya

zachherbert | 10

#3233325 - Sunday 4 September 2011 14:24

What about Billy Footpenis?

fakeaccountX | 6

#3242734 - Monday 5 September 2011 23:23

I'd say she pubicly celebrated.

By Iamnotmyself | 17

#3230810 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

futtbuck101 | 1

#3231305 - Sunday 4 September 2011 2:11

Give me a razor or give me death!

slushpup9696 | 12

#3231474 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:02

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of cleanliness down there.

iluvboobies | 9

#3231647 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:43

Watch out for your deodorant stick, OP! It might get "borrowed" to fight razor bumps, ya know.

cali_dude | 5

#3231777 - Sunday 4 September 2011 4:33

She's single and ready to mingle. Who can blame her? ;)

tellithowitis | 13

#3232141 - Sunday 4 September 2011 6:25

58 your eyebrows look like caterpillars ?

tarabelle | 7

#3232177 - Sunday 4 September 2011 6:40

69- why do you care?

cardinallove | 11

#3232324 - Sunday 4 September 2011 7:39

58, exactly! Good for OP's mom :)

Miss_Pink4465 | 10

#5643549 - Sunday 25 August 2013 23:55

#69, your nose is ugly, don't like being bullied do you?

By juicy_extasy | 25

#3230812 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

She'll be shopping for a new husband.

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3237248 - Monday 5 September 2011 4:07

If you are selling your house it pays to trim the hedges and manicure the lawns.

By UnfOrg1ven | 1

#3230815 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

thats really unusal

cheetahcake19 | 0

#3231246 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:53

I love ur pic. I LOVE assassin's creed

minisquid | 9

#3232224 - Sunday 4 September 2011 7:08

What is "unusal"? Is it one of those newfangled "hip and hop" bands?

By Runninvegan | 8

#3230818 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

I guess your dad isint dipping his pen in that decleration anymore...

juicy_extasy | 25

#3230833 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:24

Epic comment! lol

iluvboobies | 9

#3231639 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:41

What is it gonna get signed with?
Ink? Blood? No?... oh, I know!

supermankisses | 1

#3231984 - Sunday 4 September 2011 5:20

Win!

nixter5 | 18

#3235352 - Sunday 4 September 2011 22:12

These replies fail.

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3230846 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:25

Why are all the recent FML's about weird parents?

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#3231236 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:51

Because my generation of weirdos, who were by and large teenagers in the 80s, are now old enough to have kids who are old enough to post to FML. :-/

/no kids
//would have made a crappy parent

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3231679 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:51

I need to say: Amazing Answer

By hockey199813 | 5

#3230850 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:26

Your mom is a bitch

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3230877 - Sunday 4 September 2011 0:30

How exactly is she a bitch??

22cute | 17

#3231254 - Sunday 4 September 2011 1:58

My thoughts exactly. My other thought is how does this F your life? How is this about you at all? Sure, you love your Dad but don't you want your Mom to be happy & "free" too?

lmaoatall | 6

#3231494 - Sunday 4 September 2011 3:08

Maybe her husband was an abusive drunken low life! Maybe he's the bitch, and she finally declared her freedom by bush wacking and prepin for long over due pleasure. And yes, men too can be bitches!