By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

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Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
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We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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babygirlc1 5
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It's about time she shaved the bush

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babygirlc1 5
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It's about time she shaved the bush

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zachherbert 10
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I wonder who's gonna sign this declaration.

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Dalliance 4
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When I read "publicly celebrate", I pictured her having a bikini wax in front of all her friends at a party.

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poostool 5
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There's nothing hotter than rubbing hot semen into a bald vag.

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cudi504 4
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Maybe the jungle was a reason your dad left

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MissBunnyWillEat 11
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Her ex-husband's snake kept getting caught in her bush. that's why they got divorced.

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Because it just would be far too difficult to wax it instead of getting divorced.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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He went hunting in the jungle and got tired of it. So he left.

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iluvboobies 9
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celebrate pubicly

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enonymous 8
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16 John Hancock will sign that

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cdbank3 0
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I'd bang ya

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zachherbert 10
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What about Billy Footpenis?

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fakeaccountX 6
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I'd say she pubicly celebrated.

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Iamnotmyself 17
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We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

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futtbuck101 1
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Give me a razor or give me death!

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slushpup9696 12
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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of cleanliness down there.

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iluvboobies 9
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Watch out for your deodorant stick, OP! It might get "borrowed" to fight razor bumps, ya know.

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cali_dude 5
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She's single and ready to mingle. Who can blame her? ;)

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tellithowitis 13
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58 your eyebrows look like caterpillars ?

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tarabelle 7
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69- why do you care?

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cardinallove 11
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58, exactly! Good for OP's mom :)

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Miss_Pink4465 10
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#69, your nose is ugly, don't like being bullied do you?

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juicy_extasy 25
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She'll be shopping for a new husband.

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HomeAl0ne 20
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If you are selling your house it pays to trim the hedges and manicure the lawns.

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UnfOrg1ven 1
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thats really unusal

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cheetahcake19 0
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I love ur pic. I LOVE assassin's creed

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minisquid 9
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What is "unusal"? Is it one of those newfangled "hip and hop" bands?

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Runninvegan 8
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I guess your dad isint dipping his pen in that decleration anymore...

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juicy_extasy 25
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Epic comment! lol

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iluvboobies 9
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What is it gonna get signed with? Ink? Blood? No?... oh, I know!

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nixter5 18
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These replies fail.

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jillianmathers12 13
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Why are all the recent FML's about weird parents?

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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Because my generation of weirdos, who were by and large teenagers in the 80s, are now old enough to have kids who are old enough to post to FML. :-/ /no kids //would have made a crappy parent

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jillianmathers12 13
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I need to say: Amazing Answer

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hockey199813 5
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Your mom is a bitch

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jillianmathers12 13
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How exactly is she a bitch??

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22cute 17
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My thoughts exactly. My other thought is how does this F your life? How is this about you at all? Sure, you love your Dad but don't you want your Mom to be happy & "free" too?

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lmaoatall 6
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Maybe her husband was an abusive drunken low life! Maybe he's the bitch, and she finally declared her freedom by bush wacking and prepin for long over due pleasure. And yes, men too can be bitches!

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yadisingh 5
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Or maybe her mom is going through menopause? And her dad's having his midlife crisis. That shit will mess errrryyythang up!

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Epsilonyx 15
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Is she insinuating that your dad liked it untamed? Sounds like your dad's fault.

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darknova131 4
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Hahahaha hi people!

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MangoRico1 1
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Smooth move...,

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Al_HyLo 5
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doesn't she mean pubic-ly announce

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