Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Iamnotmyself
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We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.
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babygirlc1
| 5
It's about time she shaved the bush
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babygirlc1
| 5
It's about time she shaved the bush
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Just yeurgh
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zachherbert
| 10
I wonder who's gonna sign this declaration.
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hockey199813
| 5
Haha
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Dalliance
| 4
When I read "publicly celebrate", I pictured her having a bikini wax in front of all her friends at a party.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
How patriotic.
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poostool
| 5
There's nothing hotter than rubbing hot semen into a bald vag.
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cudi504
| 4
Maybe the jungle was a reason your dad left
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
Her ex-husband's snake kept getting caught in her bush. that's why they got divorced.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Because it just would be far too difficult to wax it instead of getting divorced.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
He went hunting in the jungle and got tired of it. So he left.
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iluvboobies
| 9
celebrate pubicly
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enonymous
| 8
16 John Hancock will sign that
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cdbank3
| 0
I'd bang ya
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zachherbert
| 10
What about Billy Footpenis?
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fakeaccountX
| 6
I'd say she pubicly celebrated.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.
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futtbuck101
| 1
Give me a razor or give me death!
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slushpup9696
| 12
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of cleanliness down there.
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iluvboobies
| 9
Watch out for your deodorant stick, OP! It might get "borrowed" to fight razor bumps, ya know.
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cali_dude
| 5
She's single and ready to mingle. Who can blame her? ;)
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tellithowitis
| 13
58 your eyebrows look like caterpillars ?
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tarabelle
| 7
69- why do you care?
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cardinallove
| 11
58, exactly! Good for OP's mom :)
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Miss_Pink4465
| 10
#69, your nose is ugly, don't like being bullied do you?
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juicy_extasy
| 25
She'll be shopping for a new husband.
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
If you are selling your house it pays to trim the hedges and manicure the lawns.
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UnfOrg1ven
| 1
thats really unusal
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cheetahcake19
| 0
I love ur pic. I LOVE assassin's creed
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minisquid
| 9
What is "unusal"? Is it one of those newfangled "hip and hop" bands?
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Runninvegan
| 8
I guess your dad isint dipping his pen in that decleration anymore...
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juicy_extasy
| 25
Epic comment! lol
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iluvboobies
| 9
What is it gonna get signed with?
Ink? Blood? No?... oh, I know!
Ink? Blood? No?... oh, I know!
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supermankisses
| 1
Win!
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nixter5
| 18
These replies fail.
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jillianmathers12
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Why are all the recent FML's about weird parents?
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
Because my generation of weirdos, who were by and large teenagers in the 80s, are now old enough to have kids who are old enough to post to FML. :-/
/no kids
//would have made a crappy parent
/no kids
//would have made a crappy parent
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jillianmathers12
| 13
I need to say: Amazing Answer
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hockey199813
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Your mom is a bitch
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jillianmathers12
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How exactly is she a bitch??
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22cute
| 17
My thoughts exactly. My other thought is how does this F your life? How is this about you at all? Sure, you love your Dad but don't you want your Mom to be happy & "free" too?
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lmaoatall
| 6
Maybe her husband was an abusive drunken low life! Maybe he's the bitch, and she finally declared her freedom by bush wacking and prepin for long over due pleasure. And yes, men too can be bitches!
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yadisingh
| 5
Or maybe her mom is going through menopause? And her dad's having his midlife crisis.
That shit will mess errrryyythang up!
That shit will mess errrryyythang up!
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Epsilonyx
| 15
Is she insinuating that your dad liked it untamed? Sounds like your dad's fault.
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darknova131
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Hahahaha hi people!
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MangoRico1
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Smooth move...,
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Al_HyLo
| 5
doesn't she mean pubic-ly announce