Mr_retardo

Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·Akron, United States

Those things are creepy

Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

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groundedasfuck · 24 May 2014, 20:24 ·Bessemer, United States

Nice try

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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