Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML
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Top comments
CallMeMask 23
FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..
TerraShadow 18
Kill it with fire!!!
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hulopro 16
get some gasoline and burn your house down. oh yeah and don't forget to shave your eyebrows.
xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4
Why shave your eyebrows?
gracehi 33
Don't be ridiculous! Dynamite would work much better.
kc_bbg15 14
Time to burn your house down!
choslayer 20
I woke up this morning to this huge ant on my chest
Ninja_Plumber 9
Well, time to get the gasoline.
Gravenmuir 18
I would not go to sleep until I had killed it. Sometimes I see spiders near my bed, and I hunt those bitches down until I get them. I can't sleep knowing they could be near me. I'm like Jerry on Seinfeld when he thought Mr. Marbles was out to get him and running around his apartment.
False_Stupidity 42
SMH, You people over react so much these days, just start blasting away with a shot gun OP, i'm sure you'll hit the bug... eventually.
killer0689 20
get the hell up and find it u lazy goose..
Liiiiiiiiike 15
I hate bugs
silveronica5 12
Run.