Always carry around a pencil with you

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
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Couldn't you lie and say it wasn't you?

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Couldn't you lie and say it wasn't you?

well, at least you're regular

I’ve heard of the poop knife. But a poop pencil? That’s a new one

It's more portable than a knife and he was at work! Good job OP. Nice quick thinking.

lol man I wouldnt I'd flush it and make it look like it never happened haha