but last in the game of life, I'm afraid.

I hate first comments like yours.

How the hell does someone not notice stuff like that? Oh, and #1, you just wasted a perfectly good spot for the first comment.

More like a pain in the ass.

Comments 2 and 3, looked at alone make the FML look different

I see what you did there

Comments 2, 3, AND 4 could be misleading

fail

Nice pun.

Your profile pic is... disturbing.

I clicked on you.. & it took way to long to actually click on the FML to comment so I just thought you'd be perfect to comment on. Anyways I forgot what I was going to say... But Happy Pooping !

34- his profile pic is incredibly sexxxy actually.

Go and Google Brian Peppers. I dare u.

Well OP semen can be quite sticky if left out to dry.

Last Friday night...

No.

I accidentally thumbed you up . But do not be mistaken . Your comment is just as dumb as the once you commented on .

I'm sorry, your failed punctuation (spaced out periods, lack of commas) and bad spelling nearly made me laugh out loud.

Womp Womp WOMP

Already said. Please come again

How does #6, barely different from #3, get -26 thumbs while the other gets 112? Please explain.

HOW ORIGINAL

Or a totally awesome one

I do not like your profile picture.........

Did the guy with the two bottles of vodka tucked in to his bed get scared when he saw you in his bathroom?

Obviously a party AANNNDDD we know who the first one to pass out was

I was masturbating on a toilet that had super glue on it, I'm now walking around with a toilet seat on my ass

51, Really? I usually don't put super glue on my toilets..

Not what, but WHO? And, did anyone else think of Smosh's facebook video?

Lmao