Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade
| 8
Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.
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zingline89
| 18
Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.
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zpme103
| 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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RaquelW
| 7
but last in the game of life, I'm afraid.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
I hate first comments like yours.
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periwinkle95
| 10
How the hell does someone not notice stuff like that? Oh, and #1, you just wasted a perfectly good spot for the first comment.
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FatelBlade
| 8
Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.
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heyguysitsjosh
| 8
More like a pain in the ass.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Comments 2 and 3, looked at alone make the FML look different
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Mental1942
| 6
I see what you did there
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BeefyQueef
| 5
Comments 2, 3, AND 4 could be misleading
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torch433
| 1
fail
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beth_taco
| 3
Nice pun.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Must've had a wild night.
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
Your profile pic is... disturbing.
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DuffleBagHero
| 4
I clicked on you.. & it took way to long to actually click on the FML to comment so I just thought you'd be perfect to comment on. Anyways I forgot what I was going to say... But Happy Pooping !
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aleclikestacos
| 8
34- his profile pic is incredibly sexxxy actually.
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Whatever0084
| 2
Go and Google Brian Peppers. I dare u.
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
| 0
Well OP semen can be quite sticky if left out to dry.
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D37H100
| 5
Last Friday night...
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jonathanje2
| 0
talk about being stuck in the toilet
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GothicAngel17
| 24
No.
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BTSfanatic
| 0
I accidentally thumbed you up . But do not be mistaken . Your comment is just as dumb as the once you commented on .
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
I'm sorry, your failed punctuation (spaced out periods, lack of commas) and bad spelling nearly made me laugh out loud.
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TehParteh
| 9
Well thats a sticky situation
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HairyPunisher
| 27
Womp Womp WOMP
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ryry013
| 6
Already said. Please come again
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kellandj2019
| 7
How does #6, barely different from #3, get -26 thumbs while the other gets 112? Please explain.
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smoshiee
| 8
HOW ORIGINAL
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nhlnba2
| 6
Sounds like you had a crappy night
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omarzrgz
| 3
Or a totally awesome one
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loufol22
| 5
I do not like your profile picture.........
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HeartOfLead
| 24
Did the guy with the two bottles of vodka tucked in to his bed get scared when he saw you in his bathroom?
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lol70720
| 5
lol what the hell were you doing last night?
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DarkHelmet
| 10
Obviously a party AANNNDDD we know who the first one to pass out was
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trollfaced
| 2
I was masturbating on a toilet that had super glue on it, I'm now walking around with a toilet seat on my ass
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MackenzieWells
| 0
51, Really? I usually don't put super glue on my toilets..
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Vert90
| 11
Not what, but WHO? And, did anyone else think of Smosh's facebook video?
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zingline89
| 18
Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.
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allthatandmore
| 0
Lmao
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UsernameInCanada
| 7
It might suck now, but if you eventually remember what hapenned yesterday you'll feel awesome! So just stick with it for now
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sillydumpling
| 0
Its like an immobile diaper