but last in the game of life, I'm afraid.

I hate first comments like yours.

How the hell does someone not notice stuff like that? Oh, and #1, you just wasted a perfectly good spot for the first comment.

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

More like a pain in the ass.

Comments 2 and 3, looked at alone make the FML look different

I see what you did there

Comments 2, 3, AND 4 could be misleading

fail

Nice pun.

Must've had a wild night.

Your profile pic is... disturbing.

I clicked on you.. & it took way to long to actually click on the FML to comment so I just thought you'd be perfect to comment on. Anyways I forgot what I was going to say... But Happy Pooping !

34- his profile pic is incredibly sexxxy actually.

Go and Google Brian Peppers. I dare u.

Well OP semen can be quite sticky if left out to dry.

Last Friday night...

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No.

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I'm sorry, your failed punctuation (spaced out periods, lack of commas) and bad spelling nearly made me laugh out loud.

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Womp Womp WOMP

Already said. Please come again

How does #6, barely different from #3, get -26 thumbs while the other gets 112? Please explain.

HOW ORIGINAL

Sounds like you had a crappy night

Or a totally awesome one

I do not like your profile picture.........

Did the guy with the two bottles of vodka tucked in to his bed get scared when he saw you in his bathroom?

lol what the hell were you doing last night?

Obviously a party AANNNDDD we know who the first one to pass out was

I was masturbating on a toilet that had super glue on it, I'm now walking around with a toilet seat on my ass

51, Really? I usually don't put super glue on my toilets..

Not what, but WHO? And, did anyone else think of Smosh's facebook video?

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

Lmao

It might suck now, but if you eventually remember what hapenned yesterday you'll feel awesome! So just stick with it for now

Its like an immobile diaper