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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

topdawg255 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

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LiftedxChevy 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:46

shoulda call the cops.. i wrk at the post office, it's a federal offense and they dont take that shit lightly.

KLuff 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:59

Personally, I just wanna know why the guy would just take the whole mailbox... He must be new to the whole identity theft thing.

janelllove 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:15

woow people are getting crazier these daysss!!!..lol

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:32

Ahaha! That's funny shitt

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:46

That's why I put a trap door near my mailbox. think of stealing it and face the pit of furby collections and a village of smurfs.

IamTheCavalist 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:21

Jaja this made my day :)

tdog_ossim 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:43

whats beyond rediculous is he stole the whole thing when it woulda been 100 times easier to open it and take the mail.... :/ its sad.... truly sad

talensledge1 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:46

i'd run at him with a toothbrush and pour mouthwash in his eyes.

PapSmearNinja 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:14

gotta love random moments¡¡

Osito2011 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:19

then how do you deliver mail?

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Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML

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Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Today, in the middle of blizzard, I hopped out of my car to rescue a small white cat that darted across the street in front of me. After running in the snow to find it, I realized what I'd seen wasn't a cat at all. It was a plastic bag. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

Don't mind me

RIP

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