Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked...

By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:10

gtm: grand theft mailbox

topdawg255 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

thats y u install brick mailbox

Comments

knocking 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:38

What the hell? I just don't see the point of stealing a mailbox. Lawn gnomes and plastic flamingos, yes, but not a mailbox. You must have had one kick ass mailbox.

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:55

#34 the point is to have a kickass mail box

Stevefett 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:41

He's got mail.?

Skorne 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:42

Must've been the mailman's evil twin again.

manbearpig7173 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:46

Still feel great?

fligamapig 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:55

HAHAHAHAHA

scullster 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:56

shade

Pretty_dead 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:09

U must have had some really good mail for him 2 take the whole mail box

ericwashere 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:23

honestly who steals a mailbox!!!

SavySituation 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:23

lmao aha, that's kinda funny:)

BiGD3317 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:35

You definitely deserve it for even having a mailbox in 2011 lol

DinoJess 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:35

I'm not sure if you know this, but a mailbox is the box-like container, with the little flag on the side of it, that is on a stick-like shaft that is right in front of your house or road.