Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

nice doomjeff

hahaha! i love thisss! thumbs up times a hundred!

Nicely done sir

Lawl. OP: You're a fucking idiot, so it was not surprise to me that you came from Texas.

what kind of shit head father do you have? who gives their kids advise like that? YDI for sure, your a fucking RETARD

OP...ever heard of the bee sting syndrome? basically, since most people have only been stung by bees when they were kids, it gets stuck in their heads that its gonna hurt WAAAAAY worst than it actually does...next time dont be such a pussy and just let it sting you, you'll be suprised

That is pretty funny lol

you are a fucking loser!!! Texas is the best place on EARTH!!!

win^^^

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*you're

YDI for taking stupid advice

Why am I not surprised at all that this was written by a woman?

Because, they have the IQ of a thermometer.

thats the dumbest joke i ever heard,

I don't care if you're allergic to bees. There are better ways of avoiding being stung than swerving your car into the mailbox. Furthermore, you hit the mailbox and fled the scene with complete disregard for the owner of the mailbox. 1. You're a horrible driver. 2. You're a horrible person. Imagine if this was on a different street with more traffic. You could have hit a pedestrian or another vehicle.

a Farenheit thermometer? Or the thermometer on an oven?

you are a fucking sexist idiot!!!

fuck u sexist person

What a douchebag. The only time someone like you will ever get lucky is in his basement with a tissue & his right hand.

What if he's left handed

...a bee...

^ LOL

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

yep

Both you and your father are morons.

you swerved out of the way of a bee?? you know it would slide out the way and not be harmed if you hit it dont you? thats how they avoid rain drops

Bee flew into her car...can't you read?

why would you swerve out the way of something that hit your car

she didn't say out of the way of the bee, she just said she swerved off the road. She is probably afraid of bees, and didn't want to get stung, so she became distracted. She didn't do it to spare the bee's life.

If it was filled with cement I don't see how it'd be an issue...Ooooh you meant concrete, alright yea that would do some damage.

cement is a broad classification of which concrete is a type.

Cement is a componet of concrete. To make concrete, you mix cement with aggregate (gravel, sand, ash, etc.), water and maybe some chemicals.

....Cement=/=Concrete....'Nuff said.

A keg full of cement would still cause very similar damage as a keg of concrete....

Ya know, even if it was actually cement, it would still do damage, right? Maybe you have never seen it, but I have seen a car drive through several bags of cement that fell onto the interstate before and totaled their car as a result. No, cement isn't the same as concrete, technically speaking, but it's still something that would damage your car if you drove through it.

Yea, I was just trying to make a point, concrete is on average 900kg/m^3 more dense than cement, depending upon aggregate content.

ok ready. a bee flew into her car. swerving the car would not help avoid hitting a bee inside the car. but if something is in your car you may be distracted and swerve. edit this was for #8 stupid fml site...