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Sad ****.
Knob.
A lot of people have morning breath. It's not a big deal, stop bitching.
Unicorns? The only smell that brings to mind is something akin to horse manure...
lol UNICORN TURDS!!!!!! lol anyone seen Harry potter puppet pals??? it so funny VOLDAMARTS NIPPLE!!!!!
ydt for letting your boyfriend poop in yor mouth
brush ur teeth!! YDI gross
Because your breath is supposed to smell amazing when you just wake up? o.O
Brushing your teeth in the morning doesn't get rid of morning breathe. You actually have to brush your tounge to get rid of all the crap that builds up there.
lmao!!
how is this an FML? He wasn't disgusted by it. Didn't leave you. Stayed in bed with you. Just wanted you to refrain from opening your mouth near him until you brush your teeth. Everyone has bad breath in the morning. Get over yourself & stop being dramatic.
I moderated this and clicked NO. FML's get more lame by the day... Moderators will block this comment in 3...2..1. Now.
#3 and you call her dramatic.
I wouldn't want morning breath in my face either.
Morning breath is a bitch. Maybe you should brush your teeth and use mouthwash before bed. That will help.
No, it won't. You'll still have morning breath in the morning. Easiest thing to do OP, is turn over and not breath in his face until you brush/use mouthwash. It's not really an FML (although I can understand why you would say that) but more of an average type situation.
Have you tried your methods before you posted them here? Obviously not. Since its one of the dumbest advice I've seen in awhile.
I feel your pain. I have terrible morning breath too. I brush and use mouthwash every night, to no avail. My boyfriends nice about it but you'd never catch him kissing me first thing in the morning.
"Oh, I get it. The fat man cracks a funny and everyone wets themselves. I give FML gold and I get squat!.. I'll be in the car."
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how is this an FML? He wasn't disgusted by it. Didn't leave you. Stayed in bed with you. Just wanted you to refrain from opening your mouth near him until you brush your teeth. Everyone has bad breath in the morning. Get over yourself & stop being dramatic.
I wouldn't want morning breath in my face either.