Animals: Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

CAMELTOWNED!

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

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yaintime21 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:19

Why on earth do you have spandex shorts???

lulzorz 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:25

that sucks but you DEFINITELY deserve it for wearing spandex, yuck. i dont think it should be worn by anyone, ever. spandex is ******* gross

lucie_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:40

#83 i'm super glad you included that in this! :D

life_is_life 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:49

LOL! THANK YOU #83 for putting it back up HAHA

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 22 May 2009 3:10

Don't listen to all the haters telling you not to wear spandex. Unless you aren't hot looking.

kateiam 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:30

@48: nobody should wear leggings as pants.... ever. and nobody should wear spandex shorts... ever.

LoveToSmile101 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:31

Lmao #83 I LOVE YOU

danielleFML 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:33

desecrating the human body... jesus. just go naked next time. less offensive.

suicidekings 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:43

you need to feed your ****** more if it's eating your pants like that. (:

lmmmr 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:00

#87- What makes you think people who wear spandex care whether or not guys like it?

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