Animals: Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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raged_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

CAMELTOWNED!

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

Comments

Polionixon 2

Friday 22 May 2009 1:28

whats wrong with camel toe? Some guys like it no joke. and second WHAT IS YDI?!?

Libbyy 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:32

I hate how all the good comments are moderated before I get to see them

ohhboyy 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:32

THEY MODERATED #1 that was the best comment on here =[

laffytacky_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:33

wait. were they men? or women???

GrapefruitZoe 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:35

You're stupid for this reason only: You think this is an FML. It's not. It's a ******. They exist. and #74, they're LEGGINGS. Spandex is a right, not a privilege. I don't think clothes should be mandatory. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it all away.

ch_kisama 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:41

proof positive that spandex should never be worn...EVER. YDI.

k10tree 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:44

God I hate sharts and things that are designed with a way so tight middle seam!!!!!

newguy_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:57

Most of the people saying that only wearing spandex is stupid are probably guy. Ladies, we do not like it. It is great at the gym, beach or while you are running, not ok on the street or supermarket. And spandex is neither a privilege or a right, its clothing.

honkodeler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:06

NICE DAWG

yoursavinggrace 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

i wear spandex at band rehearsals with tight shorts over it, and i dont get camel toes. it depends on the person. im not gonna say the people saying to never wear it on haters, because it does look bad on a lot of people. i wish people knew what looked right on them, because i for one can't pull off everything, and people letting their vags just hang out need to learn the same.