Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
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raged_fml 0
CAMELTOWNED!
genius_man16 1
That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.
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plexico 4
Someone installed a mirror at your house while you were out? How did you know you had camel toe when you came in but not when you left? I never wear spandex, giant gential warts are not sexy!
ammali 0
YDI for wearing spandex?
Anajox 0
Who the hell wears spandex?
_pk_ 0
LOL #48. Just because of that post now I think you DO wear tacky supertight clothes and think you look amazing in them
cia_rapp 0
48, when you can't even type correctly, don't call -anyone- an idiot. It makes you look hilarious, but pathetic. Oh, and chances are you look like shit whilst wearing said shorts if you brag about how good you look... OP: That really sucks.
insolvent 4
Cameltoe ftw!!
MelanieBerrigan 0
#57, #59... That person insulted a lot of people, I'm not the only one who wears leggings as pants, with a long cardigan or something... I don't let my ass hang out, and I definitely do NOT dress tacky in supertight clothes... no. You are judging, and being dumbasses. If someone has a big problem with someone wearing leggings, its probably because they look like crap in them and are jealous. So thanks for your time, have a great day ;)
ComputerAnalysis 0
I'm very curious about how number one was able to come up with that fast enough to post it? Did he/she have ti preready? And if so why.....?
paperfox_fml 0
Ehehehehe, no one looks good in leggings.
sunshiiiineXD 0
#35: Are you for real? If that really happened to you then that sucks so bad. I can't believe nobody told you! OP: While I do empathize with you because prancing around in a camel toe does suck, you kind of brought it on yourself. Whenever anyone wears spandex, you run the high risk of getting a camel toe. It's kind of obvious.