Animals: Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

CAMELTOWNED!

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

Comments

plexico 3

Friday 22 May 2009 0:34

Someone installed a mirror at your house while you were out? How did you know you had camel toe when you came in but not when you left? I never wear spandex, giant gential warts are not sexy!

ammali 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:34

YDI for wearing spandex?

Anajox 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:42

Who the hell wears spandex?

_pk_ 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:42

LOL #48. Just because of that post now I think you DO wear tacky supertight clothes and think you look amazing in them

cia_rapp 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:45

48, when you can't even type correctly, don't call -anyone- an idiot. It makes you look hilarious, but pathetic. Oh, and chances are you look like shit whilst wearing said shorts if you brag about how good you look... OP: That really sucks.

insolvent 4

Friday 22 May 2009 0:47

Cameltoe ftw!!

MelanieBerrigan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:49

#57, #59... That person insulted a lot of people, I'm not the only one who wears leggings as pants, with a long cardigan or something... I don't let my ass hang out, and I definitely do NOT dress tacky in supertight clothes... no. You are judging, and being dumbasses. If someone has a big problem with someone wearing leggings, its probably because they look like crap in them and are jealous. So thanks for your time, have a great day ;)

ComputerAnalysis 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:49

I'm very curious about how number one was able to come up with that fast enough to post it? Did he/she have ti preready? And if so why.....?

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:50

Ehehehehe, no one looks good in leggings.

sunshiiiineXD 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:51

#35: Are you for real? If that really happened to you then that sucks so bad. I can't believe nobody told you! OP: While I do empathize with you because prancing around in a camel toe does suck, you kind of brought it on yourself. Whenever anyone wears spandex, you run the high risk of getting a camel toe. It's kind of obvious.