FML : Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman...

Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By the bleeder / Friday 13 May 2016 05:05 /

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By wesleyc2110 | 21

#6604800 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:30

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#6604796 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:28

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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By ScratchCatPower | 32

#6604796 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:28

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

By maharb01 | 17

#6604797 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:29

I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!

By DrafteeSelf | 24

#6604798 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:29

What a bloody situation

...sorry i had to

krazy789 | 28

#6604832 - Friday 13 May 2016 13:26

did someone threaten you if you didn't?

TigranPet | 24

#6605104 - Friday 13 May 2016 20:53

How does that even make sense?

PePziNL | 20

#6605247 - Saturday 14 May 2016 1:53

What a bloody aweful comment

m8

By wesleyc2110 | 21

#6604800 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:30

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

False_Stupidity | 41

#6604801 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:31

*their both times...

MamaChey | 22

#6605066 - Friday 13 May 2016 19:51

Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?

davidpropert | 32

#6605101 - Friday 13 May 2016 20:46

That's the only response that's needed

emeraldarcher74 | 30

#6605190 - Friday 13 May 2016 23:55

You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6604804 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:37

You have redefined the phrase "blood work"

By Mathalamus | 23

#6604809 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:40

they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6604813 - Friday 13 May 2016 12:44

Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.