Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
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wesleyc2110
| 22
The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you
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ScratchCatPower
| 32
Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!
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ScratchCatPower
| 32
Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!
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maharb01
| 17
I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!
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DrafteeSelf
| 24
What a bloody situation
...sorry i had to
...sorry i had to
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krazy789
| 28
did someone threaten you if you didn't?
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TigranPet
| 24
How does that even make sense?
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PePziNL
| 20
What a bloody aweful comment
m8
m8
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wesleyc2110
| 22
The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you
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False_Stupidity
| 41
*their both times...
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MamaChey
| 22
Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?
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davidpropert
| 32
That's the only response that's needed
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emeraldarcher74
| 30
You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
You have redefined the phrase "blood work"
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Mathalamus
| 24
they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P
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RememberSchlitz
| 9
Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.
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kuffis
| 9
Nose bleeding - now that's a novel excuse after getting caught in the act. What was your motive for killing the student?
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buckdharma
| 36
That paper has A+ all over it.
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SleepyPharma
| 21
I applaud you, very clever!
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wishy95
| 6
You just made my day lol
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Soniarita
| 18
Just say you were decorating for friday the 13th lol. But on a serious note that sucks hope the cleaning up wasnt too difficult