Miscellaneous: Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment...

By the bleeder - 13/05/2016 05:05

Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By Kay - 20/10/2016 10:37

Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Biohazard

By Bloody Nose - 16/04/2016 05:14 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML

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So that's a no, I guess

By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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wesleyc2110 22

Friday 13 May 2016 12:30

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 13 May 2016 12:28

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

Comments

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 13 May 2016 12:28

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

maharb01 17

Friday 13 May 2016 12:29

I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!

DrafteeSelf 24

Friday 13 May 2016 12:29

What a bloody situation ...sorry i had to

krazy789 28

Friday 13 May 2016 13:26

did someone threaten you if you didn't?

TigranPet 24

Friday 13 May 2016 20:53

How does that even make sense?

PePziNL 20

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:53

What a bloody aweful comment m8

wesleyc2110 22

Friday 13 May 2016 12:30

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 13 May 2016 12:31

*their both times...

MamaChey 24

Friday 13 May 2016 19:51

Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?

davidpropert 32

Friday 13 May 2016 20:46

That's the only response that's needed

emeraldarcher74 30

Friday 13 May 2016 23:55

You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 13 May 2016 12:37

You have redefined the phrase "blood work"

Mathalamus 24

Friday 13 May 2016 12:40

they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P

RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 13 May 2016 12:44

Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.