By the bleeder - 13/05/2016 05:05

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Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
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wesleyc2110 22

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

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ScratchCatPower 32

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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ScratchCatPower 32

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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maharb01 17

I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!

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DrafteeSelf 24

What a bloody situation ...sorry i had to

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krazy789 28

did someone threaten you if you didn't?

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TigranPet 24

How does that even make sense?

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PePziNL 20

What a bloody aweful comment m8

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wesleyc2110 22

The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

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MamaChey 24

Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?

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davidpropert 32

That's the only response that's needed

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emeraldarcher74 30

You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.

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TheNewGuy03 28

You have redefined the phrase "blood work"

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Mathalamus 24

they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P

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RememberSchlitz 9

Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.

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kuffis 11

Nose bleeding - now that's a novel excuse after getting caught in the act. What was your motive for killing the student?

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Soniarita 18

Just say you were decorating for friday the 13th lol. But on a serious note that sucks hope the cleaning up wasnt too difficult

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