By the bleeder - 13/05/2016 05:05

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Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
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wesleyc2110 22
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The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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maharb01 17
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I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!

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DrafteeSelf 24
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What a bloody situation ...sorry i had to

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krazy789 28
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did someone threaten you if you didn't?

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TigranPet 24
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How does that even make sense?

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PePziNL 20
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What a bloody aweful comment m8

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wesleyc2110 22
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The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

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False_Stupidity 41
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*their both times...

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MamaChey 22
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Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?

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davidpropert 32
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That's the only response that's needed

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emeraldarcher74 30
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You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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You have redefined the phrase "blood work"

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Mathalamus 24
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they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P

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RememberSchlitz 9
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Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.

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kuffis 10
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Nose bleeding - now that's a novel excuse after getting caught in the act. What was your motive for killing the student?

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buckdharma 36
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That paper has A+ all over it.

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SleepyPharma 21
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I applaud you, very clever!

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wishy95 6
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You just made my day lol

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Soniarita 18
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Just say you were decorating for friday the 13th lol. But on a serious note that sucks hope the cleaning up wasnt too difficult

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